Diminishing Returns

Coffee

School. Is. Stressful.

The Beatles

Ever since I went to see Across the Universe, I've been obsessed with The Beatles. That being said, hippies suck.

Super Power

I really like Heroes.

Babies

Harmon and Jenni just had their first baby, little Jonas Cameron.

Reading Rainbow

These are characters from a webcomic that Corban and I did a while back. They're really fun to draw and I was getting a bit nastalic for them.

Hit That

This came from hearing the character Turk from Scrubs say "hit that" one too many times.

Shoulder Devil

Video Game

Email

I don't know why I thought his mom should be Jewish. It seemed like the thing to do.

Holly Golightly

More Sex

Inspired by this video.

Hair

I was getting tired of Sean's Jafar goatee.

Mole

I have a mole on my neck that complete strangers are constantly telling me I need to get removed. It gets wearisome.

Julio

Censorship

Mimes

Marriage

Robert Johnson

I didn't do this for the Daily, a friend that I used to work with asked me to do this one specifically for him. I wasn't present, but apparently this was a word for word conversation that he had with his old roommate. And, I don't doubt it.

Cat

Zippo

Corban and I spent an entire afternoon tracking down Zippos and finally found them in the jewlery section of a Wal-Mart in the ghetto of Richardson.

Wisdom Teeth

Corban's widom teeth will try and come in a few times a year, but he keeps putting off having them violtenly ripped from his skull.

Mooninites

I thought the whole thing was quite funny. I laughed heartily.

Anna Nicole Smith

Again, actual conversation.

Pickle

This actually happened about three years ago while I was working at Waterloo Pool. I'm cleaning up this kid's vomit and I look over and he's munchin' on a pickle.

Cars

It really did take me and a couple of my friends like four hours to change my oil. Well, it took them hour hours, I sat inside where it was warm.

Fat People

This is a conversation Corban and I had while sitting in the food court at Collin Creek. I made him go through the whole thing again while I recorded it on my phone so I'd remember to make a comic out of it.

Smoking

Jessica Simpson

Corban and I were going to get a cat and name her Ammut (the name of the Egytian diety that ate the souls of those unworthy of the afterlife) but we're retarded and ended up getting two cats, so of course we had to give them matching names, so we ended up calling them Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn. They are dumb, dumb, dumb, stupid, dumb cats.

Baby Chick

Tie

Return of Emo Lad! I used to wear ties a lot (don't know why, just 'cuz) and people gave me so much crap for it. I always thought it was unfair that I got shit for wearing a neck tie, but boys could walk around in girls' jeans and it was prefectly acceptable. Just sayin' is all.

Movies

I acutually did want to go see The Last Kiss when it was in theaters last year, but Corban and I just never found time to go see it. A couple weeks ago we bought it from the Movie Trading company down the street. We didn't even get half way through it before we turned it off and immediately returned it to the store. It. Was. HORRIBLE. Seriously. I mean, I love Zach Braff, but my God. That movie was the worst thing I had seen in a long long time. If you're thinking of renting it or something, please don't.

Sick

I actually did this one while I was very sick from some horrible disease. When I feel as bad as I did, the only jokes I can think of are about sickness.

Crikey

Basket Weaving

Test

Advisor

Beatnik

This is based on an actual conversation I was forced to have with some dude in a coffee shop on Fry Street.

Emos

Valentines

Preacher Tom

Sorry about the size, I was young back then and didn't know the ways of Photoshop.

This dude is real and he pisses me the fuck off. He'll stand outside the Business Building and rant fire and brimstone for hours like he's some kind of goddamn saint. The day that I wrote this he was saying something particularly ignorant and self-righteous; he told us all that we were going to hell and I flipped him off as I walked by and yelled "See ya there, buddy." He didn't seem to be phased, but I like to think that he cries over it at night, curled in the fetal position.

Textbooks

American Pie

Seriously, the male to female ratio at UNT, nay, most colleges in the US is astounding. It was especially staggering when I attended TCU. The ratio of women to men was 7 to 3.

Kappa

Ah, the first comic ever...gross. I barely knew anything about Photoshop and only thought I could draw. I am emberrassed by the first twenty or so of these. For serious. Zach Astrew was the Editor in Cheif of the NTDaily at the time, I knew him through my cousin, and he needed some people to fill some spaces in the Views section. I had never actually written any comics before, although I was drawing for an online comic at the time called Shertown. That webcomic didn't last, but I have been doing Why I Hate College for two years now, so I guess I must be doing something right. Or, they never found anyone better. Who knows? My daddy tells me I'm special. Actually, my daddy doesn't like these comics because they are an affront to God, but that's ok. I know I'm special anyway.