Why I Hate College

Easter

2008-04-04T15:41:00.000-05:00

Voodoo

2008-02-27T15:45:00.000-06:00

Yeah, I hate group projects and I've already had like five this semester.

Ashlee Simpson

2008-02-27T15:44:00.000-06:00

Ashlee Simpson was at Wal-Mart one day when I was trying to buy soup. It was really annoying.

Valentines

2008-02-27T15:43:00.001-06:00

Zombies

2008-01-29T18:45:00.001-06:00

Birthday Money

2008-01-29T18:43:00.000-06:00

French

2008-01-29T18:42:00.000-06:00

Threadless

2007-12-07T22:10:00.001-06:00

I can't really say anything, I just order a couple of shirts (they're have a $10 sale!). I guess my wardrobe needed trendy angst ridden baby doll t-shirts.

Mitten(s)

2007-12-03T13:01:00.001-06:00

Christmas vs Thanksgiving

2007-11-27T09:58:00.000-06:00

Seriously, Thanksgiving haden't even started yet and everyone's worried about Christmas. Calm down, people!

Guitar Hero

2007-11-19T12:32:00.001-06:00

Thanksgiving

2007-11-17T20:59:00.000-06:00

Mac vs PC

2007-11-07T15:00:00.000-06:00

Halloween

2007-11-07T14:58:00.000-06:00

Seriously, ladies.

Diminishing Returns

2007-10-29T11:10:00.000-05:00

Coffee

2007-10-26T10:22:00.000-05:00

School. Is. Stressful.

The Beatles

2007-10-26T10:20:00.000-05:00

Ever since I went to see Across the Universe, I've been obsessed with The Beatles. That being said, hippies suck.

Super Power

2007-10-18T14:30:00.000-05:00

I really like Heroes.

Babies

2007-10-10T14:39:00.000-05:00

Harmon and Jenni just had their first baby, little Jonas Cameron.

Reading Rainbow

2007-10-08T11:03:00.001-05:00

These are characters from a webcomic that Corban and I did a while back. They're really fun to draw and I was getting a bit nastalic for them.

Hit That

2007-10-07T12:12:00.002-05:00

This came from hearing the character Turk from Scrubs say "hit that" one too many times.

Shoulder Devil

2007-10-07T12:12:00.001-05:00

Video Game

2007-10-07T12:11:00.000-05:00

Email

2007-10-07T12:10:00.002-05:00

I don't know why I thought his mom should be Jewish. It seemed like the thing to do.

Holly Golightly

2007-10-07T12:10:00.001-05:00

More Sex

2007-10-07T12:06:00.002-05:00

Inspired by this video.

Hair

2007-10-07T12:06:00.001-05:00

I was getting tired of Sean's Jafar goatee.

Mole

2007-10-07T12:05:00.001-05:00

I have a mole on my neck that complete strangers are constantly telling me I need to get removed. It gets wearisome.

Julio

2007-10-07T12:04:00.000-05:00

Censorship

2007-10-07T12:03:00.000-05:00

Mimes

2007-10-07T12:02:00.002-05:00

Marriage

2007-10-07T12:02:00.001-05:00

Robert Johnson

2007-10-07T11:58:00.002-05:00

I didn't do this for the Daily, a friend that I used to work with asked me to do this one specifically for him. I wasn't present, but apparently this was a word for word conversation that he had with his old roommate. And, I don't doubt it.

Cat

2007-10-07T11:58:00.001-05:00

Zippo

2007-10-07T11:56:00.000-05:00

Corban and I spent an entire afternoon tracking down Zippos and finally found them in the jewlery section of a Wal-Mart in the ghetto of Richardson.

Wisdom Teeth

2007-10-07T11:55:00.000-05:00

Corban's widom teeth will try and come in a few times a year, but he keeps putting off having them violtenly ripped from his skull.

Mooninites

2007-10-07T11:54:00.000-05:00

I thought the whole thing was quite funny. I laughed heartily.

Anna Nicole Smith

2007-10-07T11:53:00.000-05:00

Again, actual conversation.

Pickle

2007-10-07T11:52:00.000-05:00

This actually happened about three years ago while I was working at Waterloo Pool. I'm cleaning up this kid's vomit and I look over and he's munchin' on a pickle.

Cars

2007-10-07T11:51:00.000-05:00

It really did take me and a couple of my friends like four hours to change my oil. Well, it took them hour hours, I sat inside where it was warm.

Fat People

2007-10-07T11:49:00.001-05:00

This is a conversation Corban and I had while sitting in the food court at Collin Creek. I made him go through the whole thing again while I recorded it on my phone so I'd remember to make a comic out of it.

Smoking

2007-10-07T11:46:00.000-05:00

Jessica Simpson

2007-10-07T11:43:00.000-05:00

Corban and I were going to get a cat and name her Ammut (the name of the Egytian diety that ate the souls of those unworthy of the afterlife) but we're retarded and ended up getting two cats, so of course we had to give them matching names, so we ended up calling them Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn. They are dumb, dumb, dumb, stupid, dumb cats.

Baby Chick

2007-10-07T11:42:00.000-05:00

Tie

2007-10-07T11:40:00.000-05:00

Return of Emo Lad! I used to wear ties a lot (don't know why, just 'cuz) and people gave me so much crap for it. I always thought it was unfair that I got shit for wearing a neck tie, but boys could walk around in girls' jeans and it was prefectly acceptable. Just sayin' is all.

Movies

2007-10-07T11:36:00.000-05:00

I acutually did want to go see The Last Kiss when it was in theaters last year, but Corban and I just never found time to go see it. A couple weeks ago we bought it from the Movie Trading company down the street. We didn't even get half way through it before we turned it off and immediately returned it to the store. It. Was. HORRIBLE. Seriously. I mean, I love Zach Braff, but my God. That movie was the worst thing I had seen in a long long time. If you're thinking of renting it or something, please don't.

Sick

2007-10-07T11:34:00.002-05:00

I actually did this one while I was very sick from some horrible disease. When I feel as bad as I did, the only jokes I can think of are about sickness.

Crikey

2007-10-07T11:34:00.001-05:00

Basket Weaving

2007-10-07T11:32:00.000-05:00

Test

2007-10-07T11:31:00.000-05:00

Advisor

2007-10-07T11:30:00.000-05:00

Beatnik

2007-10-07T11:27:00.000-05:00

This is based on an actual conversation I was forced to have with some dude in a coffee shop on Fry Street.

Emos

2007-10-05T19:33:00.000-05:00

Valentines

2007-10-02T22:08:00.000-05:00

Preacher Tom

2007-10-02T22:02:00.000-05:00

Sorry about the size, I was young back then and didn't know the ways of Photoshop.

This dude is real and he pisses me the fuck off. He'll stand outside the Business Building and rant fire and brimstone for hours like he's some kind of goddamn saint. The day that I wrote this he was saying something particularly ignorant and self-righteous; he told us all that we were going to hell and I flipped him off as I walked by and yelled "See ya there, buddy." He didn't seem to be phased, but I like to think that he cries over it at night, curled in the fetal position.

Textbooks

2007-10-02T21:58:00.000-05:00

American Pie

2007-10-02T21:51:00.000-05:00

Seriously, the male to female ratio at UNT, nay, most colleges in the US is astounding. It was especially staggering when I attended TCU. The ratio of women to men was 7 to 3.

Kappa

2007-10-02T21:08:00.000-05:00

Ah, the first comic ever...gross. I barely knew anything about Photoshop and only thought I could draw. I am emberrassed by the first twenty or so of these. For serious. Zach Astrew was the Editor in Cheif of the NTDaily at the time, I knew him through my cousin, and he needed some people to fill some spaces in the Views section. I had never actually written any comics before, although I was drawing for an online comic at the time called Shertown. That webcomic didn't last, but I have been doing Why I Hate College for two years now, so I guess I must be doing something right. Or, they never found anyone better. Who knows? My daddy tells me I'm special. Actually, my daddy doesn't like these comics because they are an affront to God, but that's ok. I know I'm special anyway.